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[May. 4th, 2009|11:23 am] |
I might just loop this in my itunes all day.
Timbaland stuck his foot in it, so to speak :D
Fuck I miss the 90's ...and when missy elliot was fat ♥ |
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| Shot of the Day |
[May. 4th, 2009|11:15 am] |
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| | Aaliyah ft. Timbaland - Hot Like Fire (remix) | ] |
There rest are here. Apart from it being overcast, Saturday was perfect. |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 1st, 2009|12:23 am] |
Disneyland def wasnt this dope when i went back in 88 |
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[Apr. 24th, 2009|04:33 am] |
im late, so what...
this shit here will empty your bladder. the pacman joint was ill too. |
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| earboners |
[Apr. 15th, 2009|11:00 am] |
I almost forgot about ol boy. cute video. makes me want to eat lemons.
Peep THIS shit... Gene Kelly molesting a pair of LOLLerskates.
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| twittered out |
[Apr. 15th, 2009|03:43 am] |
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| | jollibeats - angel like you | ] |
Its hard to get a good/annoying random shit nobody cares about type blurb going when you only have 140 characters to work with. Twitter isnt really annoying enough for my tastes... until I turn all the updates on and they all go to my cell phone and fill that bitch up while I'm in the shower or like.. unconscious. Even then, the mssgs themselves arent annoying, just deleting them to make room for ACTUAL txts is a bitch when trying not to clear the whole inbox.
some bomb ass tuna, sammitch shaped sushi I had at the new rotating sushi joint in town a few weeks ago. They even ever-so-lightly tempura'd the sides so it'd have the texture of bread.
some bomb ass snow crab legs I had the week before that. I wash off most of the Old Bay seasoning because that shit is clinically known to make you a fucking moron(i jest) if you like it. But that shits gross. It doesn't even flavor the SINFUL MEAT inside... just fucks up your mouth and make it so when you rub your bawls or eyes later it burns(s'not why my face was swollen in the previous post, i promise)... and I rubs my bawls and eyes more often than I care to express.
My Teavana ® Easy Tea Steeper that I mentioned to Lacey via tweet the other day... this shit... I drink pretty much only tea now with the occasional soy milk and sobe vitamin water. Because fuck 50cent plus dancing lizards with ice-grills are cooler.. ima total borderline(you love my oxymoron) hippy/hipster/scenester/bohemian female cunt(*gasp*)now... candles and all. Jesus. I also listen to Brazilian music, Drum and Bass, burn incense, eat granola like its snatch, argue about politics/alternative energy and ideologies/religion and smoke clove cigarettes... how did I end up being this particular variety of douchebag? I don't have any neon colored hoodies/nike dunks or rock shrink-to-fit jeans or fucking STRONGER shades (yet) though. But I follow Kanye West's blog almost religiously :B Dudes got a good eye for design/pop culture. IE himself. OOOHHHh!!! diss!!! Nah, I love dude.
and another dose of Olivia...
I just put some weird hedgehog wet-canned food shit in her bowl and she fucking jolted out of her little plastic castle thing to examine, bumped her nose on the rim and spilled all of her gold rings. Its like mushed up meal worls, crickets and chicken meat. It smells just like it tastes. Delicious! Its impossible to annoy people with these photos. I've tried! I wanna be like one of those assholes always posting photos of their fucking cat or frufru dog and little retarded hamsters but to no avail. I might switch her bedding to all ground-up corncobs after her current shit rubs out. WAY easier to clean, and sometimes she has them shits stuck over her eye because she chews it up and spits it out and rubs it on herself... i checked, its normal hedgehog brand retardation. They all do it apparently. You'll notice she knows NO vanity... yes thats a giant turd in the right hand corner ♥
Working on this album cover for Jollibeats. Should be ill. Its already weeks late :( but its gratis so I can take my sweet ass time pretty much. Her style is sped up soul record samples with beats layed over. Sounds simple but its a REALLY dope blend to relax/create to. |
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| quasimodo crew |
[Apr. 15th, 2009|03:19 am] |
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| | quasimoto - greenery | ] |
Oh yeah! almost forgot. the right side of my face was more hideous than usual for a good week and a half... now its just back to REGULAR hideous. day1...
 
Other face-swole related hilarity.
Not having health insurance is fuct. Medic1 bill was retarded... all for a bottle of antibiotics and 2mins with the doctor all caressing my bloated face; like 90 bones!? Should've taken a hot stick pin to my eye/cheek, drained that shit out over the toilet, ice-packed it up, took a few bong rips and saved the cash. |
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[Apr. 15th, 2009|03:11 am] |
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i love how every popular-ish video on youtube eventually turns into a race war. hahaha jesus. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|04:16 pm] |
Whats the name of that anime that's like FLCL(but not really at all) in which robots come out of kids heads and backs and shit and they wore em around like helmets? I forget what DVD of mine had a preview for it and fuck it all if ima go weeding thru shit. But... yeah. I remember seeing some dope robots... coming up OUT of fools and shit.
-edit-
nevermind. they were aliens not robots...
and that shits way too cutesy looking for me to actually watch for it not having muppets in it, the song alone makes me want to cut my own balls off just to have something to shove in my ears ...though the aliens look kinda fly. |
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| olivia |
[Mar. 26th, 2009|02:46 am] |
its been too long since i forced photos of her down my remaining friends/readers throats.
bone appetite. |
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| chris cunningham is your god |
[Mar. 23rd, 2009|11:18 pm] |
One from last night's shoot...
I wonder if theyre ever going to continue this Directors DVD series.. Id love to see more videos and shorts from these cats and a bunch of others ive yet to acknowledge. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2009|04:05 am] |
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Always forget how dope Barbarella is until I watch it again. Then ask myself why I dont watch it at least once a month ♥ |
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| Geometry of the break up |
[Mar. 19th, 2009|07:00 pm] |
If you're not an asshole, you're a loser. If you're not a loser, you're an asshole.
If you're NOT an asshole OR a loser then THEY are an asshole and/or loser. Either way its a title to explain their/your actions to friends/family and to yourselves. No one wants to be an asshole or a loser.. so certain steps and games are played so one can come out a little better of than the other.
you did A B &C = asshole
you did X Y &Z = loser
you DIDN'T do XY&Z = asshole
you DIDN'T do AB&C = loser
( Read more... ) |
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[Mar. 17th, 2009|07:36 pm] |
Thru-You - Mashing up random youtube music videos to create a song
What you are about to see is a mix of unrelated youtube clips/vids edited together to create thru you. In other words - what you see is what you hear.
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| I heart sesame street |
[Mar. 12th, 2009|07:36 pm] |
"you're not supposed to touch elmo!"
you beg us for 12 years to tickle you and all of a sudden you're a prude. Brought to you by the number 69, and the word of the day : "blueballs"
"do you know what necrophilia is?! ...Elmo wants this tape!"
fuck, goddammit I LOLED too hard at this.
I could watch hours of muppet outtakes. HOURS, yall. |
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| adventures in gchat... |
[Feb. 21st, 2009|04:04 pm] |
me: ahahha
ive been watching duckman episodes for the past 4 days on youtube
its 'bout time for some doug
Derick: ahahaha
ol perv ass duck
me: relentless
some of these jokes i KNOW i didnt get the first time around in the 90s lol
like.. just... holy shit this was said on tv type shity
Derick: ahahahahaah
yea, his neighbor was notorious for that shit, cant remember his name
me: cornfed?
KING of subliminals.. and staing into the camera after he just carried someone on the low
starring*
Derick: oh no. im talking about doug
me: OH
AHAHAHA
mr...
fuck
Derick: bluff?
me: nah
thats beebee
mrdink
or bink
or someshit
Derick: dink, thats it
HAAHhahAAHa
dopeass name
me: thats it, i gotta draw em now... right after i get a burrito and a slurpee
lol
been sick as fuck and havent had a cig in two weeks
i earned that shit
lol
Derick: lol, booooo
me: damn you lol
Derick: perfect time to quit
think about somebody other than yourself man
aAHAHAHAHAah
me: ahaha, shut yo afterschool special ass up
lolllll
Derick: lol, think about yer friends dude
people love you
me: HAHAHA OMG SHUT THE FUKUP
HHSGAHGShgassaldalkda
Derick: HAAHHAAHHAHAhaahahha
me: i fucking haychu bro ahshahashad
Derick: i care that much
Im off to go NOT be a shut in now... and see how random girls i flirt with are feeling... my new shut-in styled newly shaped up slave beard.
 
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[Feb. 13th, 2009|10:53 am] |
For all the kiddies in the house that are still Britney Spears fans(un friend me now, srylsy)...
Chick effortlessly make her and her music look fucking foolish.
..and THIS shit.
Probably the sexiest shit Ive seen in months. And I watch porn like its normal. Say word.
I've been awake for 37hrs and im not tired, like.. i could lay face down on my bed and not even accidentally catch zzzs right now.. this shit is honestly starting to scare me a little bit. Maybe I need to get lifted. Im jobless.. why the fuck did it take two weeks for me to come to this conclusion. HA. |
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| hmm... |
[Feb. 9th, 2009|05:57 am] |
Whatever happened to JAL?
...and I wonder if his brother still lives here in Fredericksburg. |
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| pssrt, hey... hey. |
[Feb. 7th, 2009|04:34 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | ny electric - cowboys | aesop rock meets portishead | ] |
I take pictures. This chick is a gem ♥
ps- watched "Exte : hair extensions" last night. Shit was goofy as hell, but equally creepy. Other people's hair fucks me up in large amounts. Took over 2 months for it to get off the "long wait" list on my netflix.
Also rented delinquent girl gorilla ahahha. Good good shit. First week of unemployment shaped up to be HELLA constructive/busy. I even dropped the ball on two freelance/project things and it was still retarded busy/portfolio boosting.
And yes that's the athlete girl in the yellow jumpsuit from Battle Royale. The one who stabs that dude in the junk and gets killed by the slutty girl. Definitely catch this flick. |
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